What Exactly is a Cat

Cats do what they want,when they want.

- They rarely listen to you

- They're totally unpredictable

- They whine when they are not happy    

- When you want to play they want to be left alone

- When you want to be alone,they want to play

- They expect you to cater to their every whim

- They're moody  

- They leave their hair everywhere

- The drive you nuts

Cat are small women in fur coats